Showing posts with label vodka. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vodka. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

The McNuggitini

by Chewy


For those who like to combine their aperitif, main course AND dessert in one unnatural and truly revolting concoction, I give you an honest to goodness published recipe to disgust ( I mean discuss) amongst yourselves.


McNuggitini
Recipe by Alie and Georgia
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 0 minutes
Yield: 2 servings
Ingredients:
2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: drinkable)

Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don't tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes).

Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.

Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

REAL VANILLA EXTRACT RECIPE

     The recipe calls for vanilla extract. You go to the store and see two choices: real vanilla extract and imitation flavored vanilla extract. Then you look at the prices and mumble to yourself, “Will they really notice the difference?”.  There is no doubt the real deal will cost you more and yes, the discerning palate will notice a difference. Does the CZ sparkle as brightly as the diamond? Sparkle it does, but you can still see the large distinction between the two. Additional food for thought (Yes, it’s a pun. I’ll wait until you quit groaning.) is considering what goes into imitation vanilla. Wikipedia offers the following:

Non-plant vanilla flavoring
In the United States, Castoreum, the exudate from the castor sacs of mature beavers, has been approved by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) as a food additive,[33] often referenced simply as a "natural flavoring" in the product's list of ingredients. It is commonly used in both food and beverages, especially as vanilla and raspberry flavoring.[34] It is also used to flavor some cigarettes and in perfume-making.


They make it sound so yummy and natural, which it admittedly is.

      As an advocate of “use the best to taste the best”, I also realize the financial fall out of doing so. Disposable income is not a phrase bandied  nor recognized in my household, consequently I’m constantly looking for ways to procure quality that I can afford.  Not having any desire to purchase a mature beaver and collecting the castoreum, which I can’t help but think makes for a testy beaver, I suggest buying the vanilla bean and making your own extract. I recommend eBay and have been pleased with both my purchases and prices.

     You will need the following items:


1) 6 long vanilla beans

2) 1 quart vodka

Split the beans open length wise and place in the bottle of vodka. As one cooks only with wine one would drink, I feel the same about the vodka. It doesn’t take Grey Goose, but I wouldn’t use anything that doubles for paint remover. Tighten cap and place in a cool, dark place for 4-6 weeks. Occasionally you will need to “agitate” (shake) the bottle. Again, safer than agitating a beaver! Those little seeds are called caviar and can be strained out with cheesecloth, but I think they add additional flavor and scream “I’m real!”. As you use the extract you can add more vodka to the bottle and reuse the beans until you no longer get desired color and taste.

by Chewy-bacca-nista